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[hypermode]

David King

This is David, I throw people around for a living.

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[gudaguda]

I met a guy who claimed to be a god but he was very chuunibyou

So he probably was a god

but that's not helpful! i wouldn't trust him to fight anything

[hypermode]

i don't believe that for a second, but even gods come in levels and types

anyway for the proper chuunibyou effect shouldn't you say something like

"if i meet god i'll kill god, if i see the buddha i'll cut him down too!"

[gudaguda]

but i'm just some girl who can swing a sword around

which is scary because of all these things i have to face are much bigger than me

like my dog is bigger than me

[hypermode]

Who needs a sword? My master could take down a monster ten times his height with a towel!

[hypermode]

Wait, that never happened. Where did that come from?

[gudaguda]

are you okay

do we need to take you to the hospital to check for concussions

[hypermode]

no you don't need to check to know that much

maybe I watched something weird last night

[gudaguda]

did you watch an old kung fu movie or something

is this your new profession