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[hypermode]

David King

This is David, I throw people around for a living.

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08/28, text

[gudaguda]

david

what should i do (ㄒoㄒ)

i've never been in this kind of situation before

where i want to beat someone up

[hypermode]

you should go beat them up then!

[hypermode]

wait don't

you might actually go do it now

what happened?

[gudaguda]

i don't know how to beat up an internet app

not yet anyway

but my girlfriend's missing

and i blame this stupid app

[hypermode]

oh.

how does an app kidnap a girl

even if it did force install itself

[gudaguda]

a whole bunch of people disappeared for a month due to some temporal spatial storm

and retrospec are claiming responsibility for it

and and

and and

aki's gone

[hypermode]

oh.

[ David, reaching deep into his bag of reactions. ]

i'd ask if you're alright, but you're obviously not. unfortunately i don't know much about missing girlfriends or digging through temporal storms.

all i can do is beat people up and even that's a bit troublesome when all these monsters are stomping about

[gudaguda]

i don't want to be an anime protagonist anymore (⊙︿⊙✿) is this where my life is leading to

also can you not beat up monsters

can you not just backdrop them

[hypermode]

being an anime protagonist means having a hard life even if you win

it's like how in a wrestling match the good guy gets beaten up for most of it so he can make the big dramatic comeback near the end

i mean, if the monsters weigh less than 300lbs and have necks to break i could probably take them

[gudaguda]

I guess but it's not fun

something might happen to you or shin next and I wouldn't know what to do

[hypermode]

it's fine for the audience, and sometimes when they cheer for me i can just about forget the pain

so i guess i'm cheering for you now

LET'S GO SAKURA

[gudaguda]

Eh

Ehhhhhhh?!!?

[hypermode]

SAKURA SAKURAヽ(゜∇゜ヽ)♪♬(ノ゜∇゜)ノ

[gudaguda]

Why are you doing wotagei!

I haven't done anything yet!

I need your help beating up non physical entities so I can figure out what happened to my girlfriend!

[hypermode]

it's not wotagei it's just a crowd cheering!

[ He's not an idol singer, okay? ]

honestly if you want to figure out how to beat up things in ways other than actually beating them up i'm not sure you've come to the right guy. isn't there some space psychic you can shake down or something

[gudaguda]

I met a guy who claimed to be a god but he was very chuunibyou

So he probably was a god

but that's not helpful! i wouldn't trust him to fight anything

[hypermode]

i don't believe that for a second, but even gods come in levels and types

anyway for the proper chuunibyou effect shouldn't you say something like

"if i meet god i'll kill god, if i see the buddha i'll cut him down too!"

[gudaguda]

but i'm just some girl who can swing a sword around

which is scary because of all these things i have to face are much bigger than me

like my dog is bigger than me

[hypermode]

Who needs a sword? My master could take down a monster ten times his height with a towel!

[hypermode]

Wait, that never happened. Where did that come from?

[gudaguda]

are you okay

do we need to take you to the hospital to check for concussions

[hypermode]

no you don't need to check to know that much

maybe I watched something weird last night

[gudaguda]

did you watch an old kung fu movie or something

is this your new profession

misfire text

[hadeir]

so mean