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[hypermode]

David King

This is David, I throw people around for a living.

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[hypermode]

SAKURA SAKURAヽ(゜∇゜ヽ)♪♬(ノ゜∇゜)ノ

[gudaguda]

Why are you doing wotagei!

I haven't done anything yet!

I need your help beating up non physical entities so I can figure out what happened to my girlfriend!

[hypermode]

it's not wotagei it's just a crowd cheering!

[ He's not an idol singer, okay? ]

honestly if you want to figure out how to beat up things in ways other than actually beating them up i'm not sure you've come to the right guy. isn't there some space psychic you can shake down or something

[gudaguda]

I met a guy who claimed to be a god but he was very chuunibyou

So he probably was a god

but that's not helpful! i wouldn't trust him to fight anything

[hypermode]

i don't believe that for a second, but even gods come in levels and types

anyway for the proper chuunibyou effect shouldn't you say something like

"if i meet god i'll kill god, if i see the buddha i'll cut him down too!"

[gudaguda]

but i'm just some girl who can swing a sword around

which is scary because of all these things i have to face are much bigger than me

like my dog is bigger than me

[hypermode]

Who needs a sword? My master could take down a monster ten times his height with a towel!

[hypermode]

Wait, that never happened. Where did that come from?

[gudaguda]

are you okay

do we need to take you to the hospital to check for concussions

[hypermode]

no you don't need to check to know that much

maybe I watched something weird last night

[gudaguda]

did you watch an old kung fu movie or something

is this your new profession